So who is this Captain guy?

  That's me!

Luckily enough, you can't see the tight underpants over the trousers!

Is he really a Captain?

What has he done to live up to his title?

• Accidentally had to broadcast live from a public loo when caught short -holding two "microphones" at the time! I try not to drink too much before outside broadcasts now.

• Scraped the Radio Borders Outside Broadcast vehicle shortly after it went into service. (Scraped not scrapped -It wasn't that bad, c'mon!)

• After choking on peanuts live on air, apologised and said, "It's difficult to talk when you've got your nuts half way down your throat. Sadly, it's true!

• Lost my mother £255,000 by not putting on her National Lottery numbers. I couldn't sleep for a week after five numbers and the bonus ball came up. The Sun newspaper even got hold of the story. 

• Gave away the answer to a competition accidentally by leaving my microphone on when it should have been off! No wonder everyone had the right answer. The Sun liked that story too.

• Flooded the ground floor at Central FM by leaving the water running in the upstairs  kitchen. I still say it was a pressure problem!
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• Sat on the Central FM toilet, only for it to slowly sink through the floorboards with me on top!